Sunday, May 1, 2011

Monday, April 18, 2011

ready N I'll need 2 Hold on tight

lockjaw, get raw, no mo blowin smoke n in need of a funny joke, fo tha cuckold. i've been sold n sold n sold n rolled. now sumthin smells like nasty mold.
can't hide no more or b such a pimp-whore. gotta start workin tryin 2 find my true j'adore. no more of this more more more. nonsense, i dont remember half of it. cuz i b sick wit it. tha get wit it. n twist wit it. ends up being a rip in my knit. cuz imma nitwit n i gotta stop rollin like dat. gone way past tha welcum mat. so here i finally am, ready 2 blam blam blam. blam thru, i gotta get used to it ooo.
one day den tha next, if u keep up on ur stretch one day u'll flex.
n then u'll run,
once again towards tha sun. get outta my static haze maze of a daze b4 i get myself tazed n razed, not in a nice way, no not in tha right way. so u gotta push thru tha static haze maze n c (hoo am i?) on the other side--let's call it paradise. yea gotta find my own ride. n jus keep my pace n stride...

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

BITCHHH SHHHHH BITCHHHHH!! it's a dog, gone

SPAY N SPRAY BITCH MY "TAN", BIYOTCH. U LOOK LIKE AN ORANGE SASQUASH, WITOUT THA SASS. BITCH IMMUNA SLAP YO PHAT A$$. MHMM, U TINK I'M CRASS BUT FEEL ME N I'M JUS LIKE BRASS. HARDER HARDER HARDER, BIYOTXCH L;ET'S GET RETARDEDURRRR, BLUR....R U SCURRED?
iT'S OK. I NO U R, IT'S OK. I NO U SCARRED. JUST LOOK, ERRYBODY'S LUNGS GOT TAR. BLAR BLAR BLAR. MISSY NO UR BIZARE. BIZNESS CARDS FOR WUT BIZNIZ U GOT? WE'LL I B SELLIN SUMTIM. SUMTHIN LIKE YESH U ALREADY NO. I DANCE N U C, WUT I GOT IS SO SO PRETTY. LIKE LOOK AT DEM POINTY TITTIES. BITCH PUHLEAZUGH, SUMBODY SLAP ME. B4 I RAT ON THEE. HAHAHA...CRAZY FOOLS, I DON EVEN NO WUT 2 DO WIT UZ. BUT IF I RUN IN2 UZ I FEEL. I FEEL 2. 2 COMPELLED TO ROCKET MY CROTCH N PUT A SOCK IN UR MOUTH. BUT I WONT, I JUS TOUCH MYSELF, IN THA MIDDLE OF THA ROAD. N I'LL GIVE YA A SHOW....ONCE AGAIN, U DON EVEN NO.


SO SO SO, I'M GONNA BLOW MY MIND. HOW MANY TIMES? TREE THOUSAND TIMES? SUXXX, U NO? no no no u don't. but i did n now my jaw is bout to fall thru tha flooor. rite as i knocked up yo door. yo shit is poppin out summore! nah nah, i ain't a whore. jus got a lil problem with sum fixations. or shuld i say titilation? yea, y not. cheshire cat noes i get dwn lik dat. yea sum catz r dwn wit dat. i got madd respect for whateva rlly oughta hav it. sh sh sh shag wit it. n den u get 2 t-t-t-t-taste it. Makin noises, above tha sheets. just waitin fo u to rev yo beats. up in me. ur dingdong oh so pretty. no don't suk my titties...jus get wit me. mo n mo n mo n mo. once again, not a whore....jus an open door. open mind, open up my shrine....and u will c....ur desitiny...in so many noises. i keep on makin noises. how do i stop?

stop drop n roll///i don't think so, i'll end up on tha flooor, jus waitin 2 b exxxplored.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Goodnite America, Ur Fuckeduh Upp

Ouch...funny spelling, isn't it? Ribbon it. Non no need to suck my clit jus ugh ugh get
up in it. Bitch please lik a all I do is lie thurr. I'll show u wut I want n u do it how u want n den we both jus gota be satifed, other immun ask wut wuld I want? Bitch nuthin else bu tha sky, cuz it's high
Higher den the man who passes out ur fliers...how will I Eva get higher...I jus wana sigh n squish in2 her...dat lady's like ugh ugh gimme more.,,n take me dwn 2 tha floor..,where I can dipset up in dat galore..Galr pussy like day alien puddy, hoo keep creepin up on me
Goodnite America, ur fuckeduh upp
Don't forget good nite n
Good
Luck lik u Neva seen it b4...now rlly rlly hood tha whore? Not me, I'm just j'adored

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Fakeboo vs. Japanese WOODblocks

fakeboo! luv u! sukca cant suck u! cuz u got it ooooo! till u blue blue blue! ouchie but no grouchie, gunna eat it li9ke u gona sleet it. harduh. harduh. core till u get dat sore.
exaggerated japanese porn, lik u already no...but dey tellin u oh no, lik bitch puhleazugh alll u need is dark chocolate cover banan ...cuz u already no wut happn in , wit dat banan, lik oh dr. mann...ill suck u 2...
ugh, in tha back room. call it ur private party. let's get tree-tardeduh and beat that martian! just wit a lil kama sutra sutra oil...quick quick so his dingdong dont spoil. wrapped up like a coil. heat it up lik sumthin up on dat tin foil. gunna make ur blud boil.n imma toil toil toil toil like tha 7 dwarves...haha na na, no fairy tales...always da fucking tails...5 feet of lovin, gona get it bumpin...n yea we get ah humpin...n all i gota say is whoa, hey! hoo hoo hoo noes meh? like ima stoned all day errry day. even witout those thangs, i still got my thang thangs...n bitch puhleazuh i jus wana get that wang wang...trippy like lang lang...inside of YOU...the size of YOU...You dunno wut to DO...cuz, face it, weez all suckin fools...wit tha big tools
like bitch on got u, cuz i jus crocheted that crotch o ur blue. lik boo hoo hoo. stunna cathin tha cools, livin with pish posh rules. those bitches r men, not rlly, jus need dat 10. inches on my whip it out. ugh ugh immuna make it sprout. dis is my new paper. i dont need no taper, cuz i got dat um...natural tazer.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Magenta Electrick

I am wearing Magenta, so hoo wants ta MEET me, Greet me, Treet me, Lollypop sucktion, I like it on TOP top top, i am, am i far from a BITCH? Ah, but I ain't no stand-UP comedian,but a lie-DOWN comedian. HOLLA, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S THRUSTING IS BETWEEN GETTING DOWN DOWN DOWN N look you got yoself a plastic CROWN bracelet! Damn, guuuuurl. an how, slap my ass n I know u wanna ass kuh